I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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