I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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