hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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