David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
only you would photoshop your dick
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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