of course. lets lasso hookers.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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