Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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