sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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