Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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