Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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