he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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