But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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