good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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