I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Girls should come with a carfax report
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
When are your genitals available?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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