at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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