she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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