no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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