Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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