I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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