He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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