Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't deserve a penis
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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