STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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