Got a toothbrush?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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