question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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