I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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