last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
