maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
