I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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