Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
