He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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