I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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