You can't special order awesome
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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