Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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