Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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