the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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