After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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