Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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