We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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