Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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