so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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