and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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