Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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