I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
