Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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