you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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