just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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