do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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