He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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