i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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