I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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