ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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