He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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